This is a compilation of 77 United Kingdom Guinness records in 2013. You may want to take a look at our complete list of United Kingdom Guinness Records broken down by year.
| When | Record name | What | Who |
|---|---|---|---|
| 24 December 2013 | Largest Christmas dinner | The Duck Inn | |
| 22 December 2013 | Fastest marathon dressed as Santa Claus (female) | 3/43/20 hour(s):minute(s):second(s) | Amy Smith |
| 05 December 2013 | Most authors signing the same book simultaneously | 115 people | St. James School , Sonia Kay |
| 30 November 2013 | Most nationalities in a nativity play | 55 people | Rev Irfan John |
| 27 November 2013 | Largest honey spoon | James Hamill | |
| 23 November 2013 | Largest shaving lesson | Gillette UK Ltd. | |
| 22 November 2013 | Fastest time to decorate a Christmas tree | 36.89 second(s) | Sharon Juantuah |
| 18 November 2013 | Largest architectural projection-mapped game | 2218.65 square metre(s) | The Gadget Show |
| 16 November 2013 | Largest collection of stamps featuring sea life | Samhar Moafaq Noori Ahmed | |
| 14 November 2013 | Most consecutive film scores identified | Matt Bailey | |
| 14 November 2013 | Largest ball of cling film/plastic wrap | 213.2 kilogram(s) | Hessle Road Network Young People's Centre |
| 13 November 2013 | Most consecutive generations of twins | 4 total number | Kevin Garrad, Joyce Garrad, Margaret Sims, Keith Garrad, Melanie Gwynne Garrad, Sherrill Garrad, Clara Gwynne, Jessica Gwynne |
| 10 November 2013 | Most star jumps carrying a 100 lb pack in one minute | 33 total number | Paddy Doyle |
| 10 November 2013 | Most M&M's/Smarties eaten in three minutes using chopsticks | 175 total number | Kathryn Ratcliffe |
| 04 November 2013 | Fastest completion of Uncharted 3 | Greg “The Thrillness” Innes | |
| 02 November 2013 | Most viewed online video advertisement | 124875719 total number | Dove Real Beauty Sketches |
| 01 November 2013 | Fasest speed for a boat driven blindfolded | 150.6 kilometre(s) per hour | Mike Newman |
| 29 October 2013 | Most strawberries dipped in chocolate in one minute | Benjamin Wilkins | |
| 24 October 2013 | Largest collection of bagpipes | Daniel Fleming | |
| 12 October 2013 | Fastest time to break 16 concrete blocks on the body (female) | 30.40 second(s) | Johnny Strange, Daniella D’Ville, aka Danielle Martin |
| 04 October 2013 | Most star jumps in one minute carrying an 80 lb pack | Paddy Doyle | |
| 14 September 2013 | Highest-charting UK album by an unsigned act | Krept & Konan | |
| 13 September 2013 | First animal with a functional gear | first | Malcolm Burrows and Gregory Sutton, University of Cambridge |
| 13 September 2013 | Largest bag of crisps (potato chips) | Corkers Crisps | |
| 12 September 2013 | Heaviest weight lifted with an eye socket | 16.2 kilogram(s) | Manjit Singh |
| 09 September 2013 | Tallest ice cream whip | 18 centimetre(s) | Paolino "Paul" Salamone |
| 08 September 2013 | Most RC model helicopters airborne simultaneously | Radio Controlled Helicopter Association | |
| 06 September 2013 | Largest collection of matchboxes | 20736 total number | Steven Smith |
| 31 August 2013 | Largest parade of steam rollers | 103 total number | Great Dorset Steam Fair |
| 29 August 2013 | Most sixes by a player in a Twenty20 International (male) | Aaron Finch | |
| 28 August 2013 | Highest manmade RPM | University of St Andrews | |
| 21 August 2013 | Fastest 100 m waterski tow by rowing boat | 16.87 second(s) | Charlotte Wharton, Imperial College Boat Club |
| 21 August 2013 | Heaviest gooseberry | 64.49 gram(s) | Kelvin Archer |
| 19 August 2013 | Fastest time to break 1,000 roof tiles (male) | 51.08 second(s) | Chris Pitman |
| 17 August 2013 | Largest painting by mouth by a team | 5.18/21.33 square metre(s) | Tesco Dukes Green |
| 08 August 2013 | Highest vertical drop on a bicycle | 4.1 metre(s) | Wayne Mahomet |
| 28 July 2013 | Most people performing 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil'in 24 hours (multiple venues) | World Hepatitis Alliance | |
| 27 July 2013 | Largest gathering of people dressed as Superman | 867 people | Escapade |
| 25 July 2013 | Longest time controlling a football on the chest | Daniel Cutting | |
| 19 July 2013 | Fastest 20 m bum walk | 1/4.05 minute(s):second(s) | Harriet Pickrell |
| 19 July 2013 | Heaviest weight lifted by nipples | 32.6 kilogram(s) | The Baron |
| 18 July 2013 | Most football touches with the shin in one minute (female) | 105 total number | Laura Biondo |
| 18 July 2013 | Most football touches with the head in one minute (female) | Laura Biondo | |
| 17 July 2013 | Most combat training mode kills in one minute on Call of Duty: Black Ops II | Christopher Nash | |
| 11 July 2013 | Most consecutive jump splits in 30 seconds by a single chorus line | Italia Conti Academy of Performing Arts | |
| 10 July 2013 | Fastest time to eat three eclairs | 18.02 second(s) | Peter Czerwinski |
| 27 June 2013 | Fastest unsupported row around the British mainland (team) | Josh Taylor, Alan Morgan, Gavin Sheehan, James Plumley | |
| 17 June 2013 | Fastest 100 m carrying a 100 lb pack | 16.85 second(s) | Piotr Kieres |
| 09 June 2013 | Most players in an ultimate flying disc exhibition match | 82 people | Oundle School |
| 08 June 2013 | Most consecutive weeks on UK singles chart (multiple singles) | 196 total number | Rihanna |
| 04 June 2013 | Most football management rejection letters | 126 total number | David Boyne |
| 02 June 2013 | Lowest score under par in a professional golf tournament (single round) | Richard Wallis | |
| 02 June 2013 | Fastest Isle of Man TT Superbike TT race | 1/45/29.98 hour(s):minute(s):second(s) | Michael Dunlop |
| June 2013 | Highest earning adult fiction author (current year) | 95000000 US dollar(s) | EL James |
| 27 May 2013 | Largest display of potato varieties | 667 total number | SASA and JBA Seed Potatoes |
| 25 May 2013 | Fastest toilet | 53.25 mile(s) per hour | Colin Furze |
| 23 May 2013 | Fastest 100 m in a pumpkin | 2/0.3 minute(s):second(s) | Dmitri Galitzine |
| 19 May 2013 | Fastest motorcycle hearse | 203.74 kilometre(s) per hour | Paul Sinclair |
| 18 May 2013 | Most people to complete a skittles throw in 8 hours | 468 people | Shoot Out Club Ltd |
| 11 May 2013 | Most consecutive opponents, real tennis doubles | Richard Ramjane, William Stephens | |
| 05 May 2013 | Most forward rolls in one minute | 75 total number | Ashley Wallis |
| 30 April 2013 | Most business cards collected in 24 hours | 402 total number | James Fleetham & C Squared |
| 27 April 2013 | Fastest time to wrap a person in newspaper | 3/5 minute(s):second(s) | Jonny Andrews |
| 21 April 2013 | Fastest marathon dressed as a sailor | 2/52/32 hour(s):minute(s):second(s) | Stephen Richardson |
| 21 April 2013 | Fastest marathon in school uniform (female) | 3/14/34 hour(s):minute(s):second(s) | Sophie Wood |
| 21 April 2013 | Most consecutive marathons completed in under three hours (same marathon) | Chris Finill | |
| 13 April 2013 | Oldest solo parachute jump (female) | Dilys Margaret Price | |
| 13 April 2013 | Fastest music DVD (film to release) | Marillion | |
| 07 April 2013 | Farthest distance danced by a couple | 8.10 kilometre(s) | David Turner, Katie Walton |
| 06 April 2013 | Most participants in a laser tag survival match | E Combat | |
| 20 March 2013 | Most expensive print sold at auction | 2,100,000 UK pound(s) sterling | Edvard Munch |
| 05 March 2013 | Most UEFA Champions League games managed | 190 total number | Sir Alex Ferguson |
| 02 March 2013 | Largest song and dance routine - single location | 5678 people | Foyle Hospice , Foyle School of Speech & Drama |
| 06 February 2013 | Most people performing sign language (multiple venues) | 116980 people | SignHealth (UK) |
| 01 February 2013 | Fastest crossing of a tightrope by a dog | Ozzy | |
| 21 January 2013 | Most players online simultaneously on one MOG server | 190541 people | Wargaming.net LLP |
| 2013 | Most consecutive Premier League football seasons scored in | Ryan Giggs |